spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads

Whales and dolphins have blowholes.

by Kenthar March 20, 2003

Blochead

Blochead is a hairstyle, which involves a triangular fringe covering a large part of your face and head.

Russell Lissack from Block Party is a perfect example of the "Blochead" hairstyle.

by gucci01 December 19, 2008

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Blohsh

Cute, adorable, sweet and affectionate

Look at how adorable blohsh

by billieblohshavocados April 15, 2019

Belgium blowhole

When a guy jizzes in a girls ass in doggstyle position then she has explosive diarrhea covering the guy in shit and jizz

I heard Jake got nailed by a Belgium blowhole last night.

by assybitch August 22, 2019

blowhole

A slang term for the mouth. Usually said when another is being annoying

Shut yer blowhole bitch!, im tryin to eat my chicken!

by Mr.Seaman October 26, 2003