baena'ed

When you are married to the housekeeper of a famous movie star who has a child that you think is yours and you find out after 14 years through a TMZ news story that the kid is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger's lovechild.

Rogelio Baena got Baena'ed when he found out from TMZ that his kid was the Governator's.

by 619MattyIce October 10, 2011

Baenoculars

Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.

"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"

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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."

by evil lemon July 9, 2014

baener

n.
1. one who excessively uses the term "DOO DA!"
2. one who spoons with her daughter

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.

n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"

by cupanoodle December 9, 2008

baenie

the act of placing your bae on your head and performing oral whilst keeping your scalp warm.

come be my baenie, it will be fun

by you fuckin slut May 14, 2015

baenapping

kind of like kidnapping but of your bae instead

josh is baenapping

by heasqwjai November 29, 2015

baench

like bitch but nicer. Made by mr dinky

You stupid baench!

by Tinky The Dinkster February 13, 2019

baeny

Baeny is the name of the ship between Brittany and Baekhyun from EXO
Brittany is a crazy bitch that loves her baby "baekkie" and shiba inus, if you're Baekhyun Biased you should definitely talk to her because she is dope af, her wattpad username is @sadtae ;)

"Dammmmn gurl, fuck chanbaek (joking, they're goals) i ship Baeny!"

"BAENY IS REAL HOEEEES"

by baekindahot April 21, 2017