28th Amendment

The 28th amendment of the US Constitution, added on Feb 3rd, 2019, stating that any person with the name Gabby (or any variant) is legally barred from busing tables, rolling/bringing silverware, cleaning, sweeping, or any similar restaurant based manual labor when anyone named Connor is also working. The Supreme Court ruled this type of bar, known as an “I’m not gonna let you work hard” bar, legal in Iorizzo v. Broken Bread Machine (2006).

Gabby: what are you doing?
Connor: your job
Gabby:*tries to help*
Police: you’re under arrest for violating the 28th amendment, comply and come with us or give us some bread with the garlic dip but either way stop working

by ThankGodTheBreadMachineIsFixed February 3, 2019

first amendment

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Martin Sheen, Tim Robbins, and Susan "Saranwrap" are all covered by the First Amendment even if some people don't agree with what they say.

by fduck January 8, 2004

Sixteenth Amendment

The sixteenth amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America.

"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

Second Amendflake

A gun nut so triggered by students peacefully protesting for better gun control after surviving a mass shooting that they will actually attack, demean, and/or threaten these brave survivors.
Note: Also will ignore the "a well-regulated militia" part of the amendment in discussions, or pervert its meaning to their purposes.

"the second amendflakes were the first to ridicule the protesters"

by BionicAgent May 15, 2018

Chris Amendola

Also a sex god.

Did you see Chris Amendola today, unf.

by ebstev December 14, 2011

first amendment

To put bluntly: The Freedom of speech.

The first amendment is why one person can change the country.

by krau_soles April 8, 2006

211th amendment

Amendment which protects all Americans from responsibility of any actions taken while drunk. The number 211 comes from the number for Steel Reserve malt liquor.

"Dude did you mess around with that fat chick last night?"
"I plead the 211th amendment!"

by Rotelax November 19, 2007