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Armend
Armend is an albanian famous name. “Ar” means “Gold” and “Mend” means “Minde”, he is a genius and he is so disciplined. Armend is one of the most hottest guys that every girl wants. He is cool, and aint stressing. Everybody likes him, and many are jealous on him. He allways gets what he wants, and he also gets the hottest girls.
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Pulling an Armend
Pulling an Armend is usually referred to as when someone at works dislikes their management, co-workers, or pay and decides to leave work during lunch without notice and never come back, or not even showing up to your shift at all.
Josh: What’s up bro what you getting for lunch?
Tyler: idk man I think I’m just gonna pull an Armend.
Pulling an Armend is the act of not showing up after lunch or purposely missing your shift.
Tyler: idk man I think I’m just gonna pull an Armend.
Pulling an Armend is the act of not showing up after lunch or purposely missing your shift.
Pulling an Armend by Yonderoo21 March 6, 2019
Armenian Back Nair
When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.
1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.
Armenian Back Nair by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019
One-Armed Scissor
It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?
One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007
Armenian Scowl
The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS
1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak
2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .
3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?
2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .
3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?
Armenian Scowl by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019
Armand
Armand’s are one of the most interesting people. As a first impression, an Armand may seem like a jerk, weird, and dominating, but these traits aren’t who they truly are and they are merely a mask. If you manage to get with an Armand, consider yourself the luckiest of the luckiest. Armand’s like to play the field but when they truly like someone, they will stay with that person forever to the point where they will almost never leave you alone. Even as a friend, if treated with respect and trust, they will never leave you and will want to spend every minute with you. Don’t be feared by an Armand’s dominating personality, as they are incredibly soft on the inside and will go through great lengths to hide it as they see it being a weakness.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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