asshole aware

The feeling of irritated ass you get after walking around for a while with moisture between your butt cheeks from juicy farts or not properly wiping your ass after a big shit.

Hey man we need to hurry up and get home soon my ass is killing me..I must have not wiped good after that shit i took earlier because I am so asshole aware right now.

by fathead216994 December 26, 2011

content aware scale

What you can use to turn boring videos to super funny videos. You will often funny funny faces, weird frames, and weird bodies.

"Holy fuck dude, I just watch this video with content aware scale and I shitted my pants because of laughter!"

by Gary Melgomen March 1, 2018

Brand Awareness

#promotion. How well people know your product.

Brand Awareness is a bit like being the popular kid in your class, and everyone knows your name. Except for you're a multi-billion dollar industry, like Coca-Cola, not Gretchen from Mean Girls.

by Treasure Seeker May 13, 2021

Urban Dictionary Genius Award

A fantastical award occurring in a full-blown delusion, bestowed by UD, to highly talented and prolific contributors who are, through their artistry, skill and deep understanding of human nature, influencing popular culture.

I woke up this morning to find my name on the list of those receiving the Urban Dictionary Genius Award and immediately began to cry tears of gratitude and joy.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

top-down awareness

That awkward moment when a person realizes that her bikini top has fallen out of place and others are aware of the fact.

In leaping up unto the raft, and seeing bemused stares from the boys, Angel experienced a not unpleasant top-down awareness.

by Duckbutt December 27, 2003

award whore

Person who obsessively craves awards and recognition. These individuals devote most of their time and effort developing intricate Machiavellian plans to obtain more awards and recognition. Social interactions are dominated by bragging about awards received, describing current plans in excruciating detail and patronizing advice on how others can obtain awards.

Dude: Hey, Richard, you're an award whore!
Richard: Great! I'll add that to my resume.

by Thabias Gruntfuttock April 24, 2014

Ben Award

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.

Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award

by G'seppe October 9, 2013