Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 22, 2012

AuthenticKam

A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.

Guy 1: Who tf are you?
AuthenticKam: A beastly individual with a hot beanie that can clap ass in video games. He is also married to a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water.

by AuthenticBob December 26, 2020

authenticate [authentik8]

the act of making certain that which is shadowy, eclipsed or pixilated

I cannot yet authenticate authentik8 your recent posts

by k8northoakland February 2, 2009

authentastic

Authentic taste and smell of food and other things, meaning without any artificial additives; smelling/tasting as it is meant to, without artificial flavoring/aromas

- 'That lasagne was delicious; like my Italian grandmother used to make it. Did you use pre-packaged (herbs) mix?'

- 'No I made it from scratch with fresh herbs from an old recipe; it's really authentastic'

by Lowla1985 October 12, 2011

Authentihate

To throw shade upon another for sporting knock offs or fake merchandise.

These niggas was trying to authentihate on my Jordans. Nigga please I keeps it 100.

by Hollywood B! August 22, 2014

authentic relationship

Its five key characteristics:

- trusting morally ambiguous people
- refraining yourself from changing people who clearly urgently need to be fixed; loving people for the mess they are
- having transparent communications with liars and judges
- admitting your real delusional expectations to resentful people not hired for that job
- weather storms with the wimpiest sailors

Something very hard to find on Tinder.

Jane: What are you doing?
John : I'm shopping for an authentic relationship online.
Jane: Gosh... better look for a needle in a haystack!

by CharlesM January 3, 2015

Authenism

The belief that prosperity and well being can be achieved through doing the most simplistic act through the internet.

Jaden chose authenism, as he was extremely lazy.

by Authentic_Jeans April 13, 2019