autoromantic

A pathetic attempt to cover up the loneliness of being single by suggesting a person is happily dating themselves

Tired of the effort it takes to attract another person and maintain a relationship she has become an autoromantic and takes herself out on dates. Then she comes home and tells her cats all about it. It should go without saying but she's also autosexual because she can't dare say she masturbates. That would just be crude.

by Sourdough GeekSour July 22, 2017

Autonomaerophobia

Morbid fear of drone aircraft; particularly their ability to watch one's every move, every minute, of every day.

Also Autonomaerophobe: N. One who is so paranoid of flying robots that he can't help but post about it in blogs and web boards. Autonomaerophobic: Adj. Describing someone suffering from this affliction.

Dwayne disguises his autonomaerophobia with arguments about the 4th Amendment.

by Dr Khaos February 8, 2015

autonomile

Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto

My new car is so cool! I don't have to drive myself anymore because it's an autonomile.

by Crissov July 26, 2017

autonomated

A machine that chokes and pleasures you at the same time.

I had my car autonomated... you know, for thoses long trips.

by O. Noah Gutterball May 10, 2019

Autonomistic

Autistic. But for cars! yayyyyyyyyyyy

Now children, Do not go near those white vans. They are Autonomistic and will rape you if you get too near

by teaching_feeling June 24, 2020

autonesia

When you forget where you parked in a public parking lot

When you walk around the parking lot multiple times trying to find your car.

Mom: Wow, I really have autonesia when it comes to looking for my car!

by mmm121 November 29, 2012

Autonomous Vehicle

A term coined by economist and futurist Karl Smith to refer to cars, trucks, heavy construction equipment light duty "wheeled drones" which operate without guidance from a human operator within or outside of the vehicle.

The term driverless cars will one day sound as anachronistic as horse lessons carriage. I suggest Autonomous Vehicle as it not only refers to all classes of vehicles but can and will be easily shortened to AV.

by jls822! September 24, 2016