Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

assbite

A Person who acts with extreme stupidity and homosexuality. One who enjoys facial contact with the anus.

"Dude, Your such a fucking assbite."

by EvilPanda December 19, 2003

assbatter

Smegma-like, lathering build up in one's butt crack due to high temperatures and sweating, especially after a workout and/or manual labor. Dingleberries may or may not be present.

Hey, the dog is licking the assbatter out of my underwear again!

by sireland November 15, 2007

assbite

one who bitres the anal parts

you cocksmokin' assbite, you bit my cocksuckin' ass

by dranem March 4, 2005

assbat

Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.

I hear Tom Cruise was attacked by an assbat at night while filming a movie in the early 1990s.

by janicegravy August 23, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011

assmateloving

intense but hump.

guy 1: woo! i get assmateloving with tom tonight!

guy 2: you fail at life you homo.

by datdangoleboomhauer13 April 19, 2011