assalanges

This is your ass cheeks. If your normal there should be a giant hole in the middle. Shat should come out of this.

Your Assalanges are fucking ginourmous bob!

by MFHANDYHAND May 16, 2018

Assalinah

A loving caring girlfriend, who will stick with you no matter challenges you face in life.

She is caring, that’s so Assalinah

by Nran November 23, 2021

Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

Availing

a mechanism used to manage a liquor store without filing all of the paperwork. May result in excessive legal fees

Stan ended up having to shut down his liquor store due to availing.

by Evil Inclination February 23, 2024

assmiliner

Very similar to an asshaberdasher -- a true bungsnoipe who leads a number of surrounding individuals into total asshaberdashery.

{At a large house party}

Craig: See that assmiliner over there?
Carol: Yeah, he's goading the crowd into total and complete asshattery! What a fucking buttsnoipe!!!

by Telephony2 November 7, 2025

unknown assailant

When a wife murders her husband.

Boomer: I have had serious and invasive and surgery and my husband was brutally murdered by an unknown assailant.

AFP: You had lip filler and your finger prints were on the mix master.

by Imwearingawire March 19, 2023