Apology

A group of Canadians is called an Apology

There was an apology of Canadians outside the Timmies.

by PnP kitchen July 10, 2017

Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.

Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.

by ram February 25, 2005

apolobrag

Something spoken as an apology, but actually meant as a thinly-veiled brag.

Golfer: "Sorry for driving my tee shot onto the green of this par-four while you guys were still putting!"

Guy on Green: "Nice apolobrag."

by masseydvt August 29, 2012

Apolocheese

Verb

1. To ask forgiveness from someone you have wronged with the aid of a pizza with a thick layer of cheese. (Other toppings can also be added)

"After we fought, I apolocheesed, and then we ate the pizza and she forgave me."

by MediocreMadness December 8, 2014

Apolocheese

To apologise. Legends don’t do a normal apology they do apolocheese !!!!

my.....my uh.... my apolocheese !

by coolerprathamesh May 24, 2021

My Apolocheese

When you do something so bad, so catastrophic and so terrible that a normal apology wouldn't be enough.

I fucked your girlfriend and ate your pizza, my apolocheese.
Whoops, looks like I accidentally killed you. My apolocheese.

by theurbandumbass September 11, 2020

Apocophilia

An attraction to, or taking pleasure in, end-of-society scenarios, such as global nuclear war, or worst-case peak-oil or global-warming.

Often leads to what others would regard as a 'pessimistic' world view, however Apocophiliacs often identify with an 'up-side' to the total destruction of mostly everything. Proof of irrationality can often be found in a belief that they will survive the impending apocolyse themselves.

I used to hang at peakoil.com, but the place is swamped with apocophilic doomers.

I'm really worried about global warming, but sometimes I worry that I might just have a tendency for apocophilia.

by Jaymax September 17, 2005