Aper

Aper is often used when someone does something that a primate (ape) would do. If someone does a low-iq play, he/she can be called an aper.

Guy 1: *Goes AFK in a chest*
Guy 2: BRO you are such an aper for stayin afk in a chest!!!

by Bot ass bullshit September 1, 2020

alpherson

there will only ever be one person who can be named this
an alpherson is both an alpha male and a sigma male

he is always expected to succeed but always exceeds the expectations of others

no one has ever met an alpherson since he is too much for your brain to comprehend so you cannot meet him.

by The Alpherson November 22, 2021

tummy acher

A mexican who rubs their stomach while dancing to salsa.

you seen julio? hes being such a tummy acher.

by Alex Gurevich June 19, 2007

UMass Amherst

The Zoo is a large city located in the center of a small town known to society as Amherst, Mass. This town would not other wise be known if it wasn't for the school. UMass Amherst is a place in which New Amsterdam may be rivaled in terms of the amount of ganja that circulates through the campus, especially in Central. Kids pregame harder than most kids party and parties are bigger on a Monday night than they would be at any other school on any given Friday or Saturday night. This is the 7th party school in the nation and the most violent. Our pride for the Red Sox is so strong that we are willing to flip over cars to demonstrate the love we have for our team and our alcohol consumption may lead to problems later in life. But hell, we're young.

Person 1: What did you do last weekend?
Student: I think I was at UMass Amherst. I don't remember. I was wasted.

by Squints2 May 15, 2007

UMass Amherst

A Massachusetts public institution of higher learning located in the middle of nowhere aka Amherst, Massachusetts. The location leads to the insane amount of partying that occurs, since there is nothing better to do. For the academic year of 2005-2006, UMass Amherst (Also known as Zoomass or Zoomass-Slamherst) was rated by the Princeton Review as the #9 party school in the country. ABC also rated it the most violent campus in the nation, but this was based on skewed numbers and outdated facts. UMass is home to Sylvan Residence Area, rated as one of the most sexually active campus residences in the country. Despite this, and noted Sylvanites such as Frank Black of the Pixies, Sylvan tends to be the last choice for residence for all incoming and current students due to its distance from the parties and campus center. UMass is home to world-reknowned Polymer studies and Linguistics programs, and the Isenberg School of Management rates among many Ivy League business schools as the best in the country. The most popular majors are Biological and Physical Sciences, Communications, and Psychology. It has an undergraduate enrollment of over 18,000 and is growing larger by the year.

Well, I got into all the schools I applied to, but I can only afford UMass Amherst.

(Typical example of the plight of college students.)

by Pucci July 28, 2008

aphrodisiac

Comes from the greek goddess of love "Aphrodite". There are arguably, certain foods, scents, music, drinks, and behaviors which can increase or promote the desire to be sexual and/or sensual. Some people say that "aphrodisiacs" are merely a placebo, because people THINK they will work. Some find out certain things make their sensuality more heightened, which could also be coined a "fetish".

Common items related to this term: Arugula, Artichokes, Asparagus, Chocolate, Eggs, Ginkgo biloba,Ginseng, Honey, Mangos, Oysters, Spanish fly, Strawberries, Tomatoes, Truffles and Walnut oil.

Apparently my boyfriend arguing with me is quite the aphrodisiac, because I can't finish an argument before I want to grab his face and get down to business.

by DanniCupcake October 28, 2007

aperson

A non-gendered term for the word "amen"

Thank you for the food we are about to eat. aperson

by Ohfuckthat11 October 3, 2017