A comedy show on CBS, based originally on Charlie Harper, played by Charlie Sheen. A hedonistic bachelor and jingle writer who spends his time drinking, womanizing and gambling. His life changes for the worse when his divorced brother Alan and nephew Jake move in.
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Get the Two and a Half Men mug.The male version of Valentine's Day. Per the holiday's official website at steakandbj.org, if the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day, then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14 by giving him the 2 things that men love: steak and a blowjob.
Tom: What did you do on March 14?
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
Bob: Susan made me a steak and then gave me an amazing blowjob.
Tom: Why?
Bob: Because I spoiled her with flowers and a nice dinner on Valentine's Day, and March 14 is Steak and a Blow Job Day.
Tom: Damn. I shouldn't have ignored my girl on Valentine's Day.
Bob: True! Hey, I posted some pics on the official Steak and BJ Day Facebook page. Go see facebook.com/steakandbj
by Urban Guru March 14, 2015
Get the Steak and a Blow Job Day mug.That and a platinum card, is a modernization of the saying, that and a dime will get you a cup of coffee. The meaning is something is without any particular, practical value.
Hmmmmm, a degree from that Internet college; well that and a platinum card, will get you a cup of latte!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
Get the That and a platinum card mug.Its a type of party in which everyone must come with a date and a 750 ML bottle of hard alcohol (fifth). However, you must stay zip tied to your date until the two of you finish the entire bottle together. This usually leads to a shit show and everyone gets hammered. Its also convenient because the people throwing the party don't need to buy alcohol other than for themselves. Invented at Santa Clara University.
Joe: Hey are you going to date and a fifth with Katie?
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.
Frank: Hell no, she barely drinks. I'm not trying to black out.
by Dunne3 May 27, 2012
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origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture
origin of the "x ALL the y!" picture
by yapity December 14, 2011
Get the hyperbole and a half mug.Immortalized by an Eddie Murphy bit, "Have a Coke and a Smile" was a Coca-Cola ad campaign in the early '80s.
In Eddie's bit, Richard Pryor tells Bill Cosby (who did Coke ads) to "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up).
In Eddie's bit, Richard Pryor tells Bill Cosby (who did Coke ads) to "Have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up).
Richard: Do the people laugh when you say what you say?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard: Do you get paid?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard. Then tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shit the fuck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherfucker.
Eddie: Yes.
Richard: Do you get paid?
Eddie: Yes.
Richard. Then tell Bill I said have a Coke and a smile and shit the fuck up, the jello-pudding-eating motherfucker.
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