bio-accessory

a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits

Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her bio-accessory, Bit Bit, until she started carrying around babies instead. Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog.

by KathMac December 9, 2008

ur ancestors incestors

"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.

Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*

by thisistotallynotrev April 13, 2018

accessorary

Accessory;

Used in mumble rap to rhyme with 'necessary';

Things that my ass are not

See also: Accessory

"Get on this ride, baby, you gon' have to buckle up
Thick thighs save lives, call me little buttercup

All means necessary
My ass is not an accessorary"
-William Faulkner

by #Lizzo4Life August 1, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

Dakota Access Pipeline

When you have a prolapsed anus and you insert it into a vagina and shit

"ey brotamo I gave La-a a Dakota access pipeline last night. I probably will never see her again

by Sharqueefa April 15, 2017

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

Anessa

a sexy chick, cool, laid back, and fun to hang with. But don't piss her off,

cause she will unleash the furry! A good friend, great mother & an awesome

lover!! (so I've heard)

adj. describing a whole lot of whoop ass!

#1 : "Oh no you did'nt!!"

# 2 : "Oh yes, I did!"

# 1 : "Oh no you did'nt!"

# 2 : "Yes, I did!!"

# 3 "Did you see the Anessa that she just delivered onto that Biotch??"

# 4 : "Yeah, I betcha she'll think twice, before doing that again!"

by Scotties girl February 5, 2010