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Your ancestors incestors
the incest family tree
Carl: "your mum gay"
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."
John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
John: "your dad lesbian"
Carl: " your granny tranny"
John: "your grandpap trap"
Carl: "your sister a mister"
John: "your family tree LGBT"
Carl: "dont make me do it to em."
John: "do it Carl"
Carl: "your ancestors incestors."
John:
Carl:
John:
Carl: "you know i had to do it to em"
God: 'bows down before Carl'
Your ancestors incestors by Yourancestorsincestors81 March 24, 2018
ur ancestors incestors
Your whole life is lie and everything you know and love will disintegrate into nothingness . But, you keep going some how
ur ancestors incestors by BUSH’S Baked BEANS March 27, 2018
ur ancestors incestors
The only insult know to currently be worse than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian and Ur granny tranny combined. If used be prepared for the conseqeunces.
Joe: Ur mom gay
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors
Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.
Carl: Ur dad lebian
Joe: Ur granny tranny
Carl: Ur ancestors incestors
Whole universe and every timeline in existence blows up while Abraham Lincoln's head explodes. Carl disintegrates on the spot.
ur ancestors incestors by Memelord2018 May 28, 2018
your ancestors incestors
The absolute worst, most intense insult in the entire universe. Every time someone says this, a universe gets destroyed and a super nova nearby explodes, resulting in the destruction of the solar system. You become ruler of the universe, as nothing can even compare to the intellectual ability of you. You control everything, you become a God.
Zach: your're mom gay.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT
Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.
Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.
Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.
Jacob: Your father lesbian
Zach: Your granny tranny
Jacob: Your grandpap a trap
Zach: your sister a mister
Jacob: your family tree LGBT
Zach stutters, shook and doesn't know what to say.
Jacob shows a smirk, and Zach isn't prepared for whats about to happen.
Jacob: Your ancestors incestors.
Everything is gone. Jacob becomes high ruler of the Universe, and controls everything.
your ancestors incestors by mianix May 17, 2018
ur ancestors incestors
"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.
Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*
ur ancestors incestors by thisistotallynotrev April 13, 2018
ur ancestors incestors
This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.
Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"
The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"
The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.
ur ancestors incestors by SomeBigDickNigga April 12, 2018
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