Narcotics Anonymous

Narcotics Anonymous is fellowship of men and women for whom drugs (and,yes, alcohol IS a drug) had become a major problem. They meet regularly to help each other stay clean. NA uses the 12 Steps and 12 Traditions as originated by AA, but have abridged them to be all-inclusive. Narcotics Anonymous was formed in 1953 by several addicts, the most well-known perhaps, being Jimmy K. The formation of NA was necessary because addicts were not welcomed into AA, and could not stay clean. Narcotics Anonymous has it's own literature, the most important being the Basic Text, and it's own unique language. NA uses "clean," "clean time," and "recovery," rather than sober and sobriety. Narcotics Anonymous has over 50,000 meetings per week worldwide. As stated in the 5th Tradition, every group has but one primary purpose; to carry the message to the addict who still suffers. That message is that an addict, any addict, can stop using drugs, lose the desire to use, and find a new way to live.

Any addict can join Narcotics Anonymous regardless of age, race, creed, sexual orientation, religion, or lack of religion. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using.

by NoMatterWhat August 27, 2014

Angry Birds Anonymous

Also known as A.B.A or the A.B.A.A (Angry Birds Anonymous of America). The A.B.A is the support group for those who are struggling with addiction to The Angry Birds App.

After calling in sick to work again so that I could play more Angry Birds, I got fired and had to go to Angry Birds Anonymous meetings.

by CSW0_8814 March 14, 2011

gay anonymous sex

Gays have been having anonymous sex for as long as there have been big cities with known cruising grounds. In places such as bathroom stalls or city parks, a male can engage another male in a sex act. We call it anonymous sex because the two people do not know each other, and will probably never see each other again. With the internet, gay anonymous sex can also happen in people's home, as well as sex clubs and gyms. The CDC ranks peoples' risk for sexually transmitted using a variety of factors and trends; if someone participates in anonymous sex, their risk is higher.

"I downloaded grindr yesterday and had gay anonymous sex with a guy in central park"

by loose_bottoms_ftl June 3, 2016

Assraper's Anonymous

Usually referred to (and mistaken for) as AA others may think of "Alcoholic's Anonymous". This is an elite group of mainly men, who cannot stop their urges for unwillful butt sex. Many members have joined, but the longest recorded record of one staying with the program was 72 hours. Statistics show that only 12% of members are looking for help, when the other 88% are there for more prey.

Guy #1: Hey man, did you hear about (name)? I heard he joine AA; I can't believe it!
Guy #2: Dude, no way! He never had a SIP of alcohol!
Guy #1: No dude, not AA, AA- Assraper's Anonymous.
Guy #2: Oh. Yeah, I can totally see that actually, he's a freak.

by tom-paul June 29, 2008

Anonymous Cowardon

A variation of the "Anonymous Coward" pseudo-login used on Slashdot. Posts attributed to Anonymous Cowardon (with the -on suffix) were created by a registered, logged-in Slashdot user who chose to post anonymously.

"This terrific post was written by an Anonymous Cowardon."

by Anonymous Cowardon July 11, 2009

Anonymous

Anonymous members generally wear Guy Fawkrd masks. Anonymous itself is an idea in which anyone can follow. True members of anonymous, also called "Anons" believe that humanity deserves freedom in all ways and hate censorship. Many Anons participate in protests that are generally anti-government based. Anonymous consists of hacktivists, activists, and normal believers. They are legion, they do not forgive, they do not forget, expect them.

Person 1: Have you heard of Anonymous?
Person 2: Yeah, those hackers kind of scare me.
Person 1: Well, they aren't all hackers, and I think the entire idea of Anonymous is Pretty cool.

by Anon Kai May 1, 2016

Anonymous

A real hacker group.

Person: 1 I love project zorgo i think its the best hacker group in the world!
Person: 2 are u retarded Anonymous is a real hacker group so stop get some help

by EpicGamer2272 July 16, 2019