albiona

The definition of something that has with either astronomy or space to do

Wow! I feel like Albiona watching the beutiful night sky

by Haha nobody December 12, 2016

Altoona

The sweetest city in existence. It's got the only Super Sheetz in the world, and some trains. There's a mall, too.

I hear that when you die, if you've lived a holy life, you ascend into Altoona, PA.

by J-Rike May 15, 2007

Altoona

See also: Hell

A city in Central Pennsylvania. Usually, people who come from this area are uneducated. Literacy rates are lower here than any other city in the Northern United States. 78% of female teens (under 18) are pregnant. Obesity rates are also among the highest of any other City in the United States.

Altoona is a retirement community, based around old people, waiting to die. It's main commerce consists of drug trafficking and prostitution. Disease runs rampent, as 28% of the city's supply of drinking water is contaminated with protazoan cysts and oocysts, mercury, and DDT.

The population of people under 60 (which is 12%) are all redneck farmers or want-to-be gansters. In fact, i've become dumber just thinking about Altoona.

Main forms of entertainment in Altoona are drugs, racing on the boulevard, and hanging out at Sheetz(a gas station).

Man one: Wanna go to dat der Altoona and hang out down der at da Sheetz?

Man two: *puts gun in mouth* *BANG!*

Man one: Oh no! You got blood on my new overalls!

by Samual Malone January 5, 2011

Altoona, PA

The armpit of America. A town so miserable that staying here for more than a week is bound to significantly change a person's mood, for the worse. Altoids, people who call Altoona home, are usually the epitome of white trash, and the town is more closely related to a West Virginia mountain town than the rest of Pennsylvania. Once a crucial railroad town (Hitler had planned to bomb the famous Horseshoe Curve if Germany ever attacked America), it has since fallen off into oblivion. People who come here from elsewhere are quick to realize the dismal properties of this forsaken town, and usually cannot wait to leave.

"Hey Joe, want to go to Altoona, PA?"
"No, I'd rather sit here and brand myself with a hot iron. Thanks though."

by Farmer Brown 127 March 25, 2010

Antionae

Finest girl around. A great friend. She is the best dancer. She's nice most of the time. She will be there from sun up till sun down. She end her sentence with a PERIODTTT. Her nickname is Nae

Antionae you such a great friend.

by Raptor2Cold May 28, 2019

Altiana

Altiana is the most sweetest girl you could ever meet. She can make you happy when you are at your lowest, fill you with joy, and can make you feel the best. There is no one else in the world like her. Be grateful that you met her because it's a one of a lifetime moment and you will never experience anything or anyone like her again. She is the best and she is very lovely!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: yo yall know altiana?
them: of course bruh she da best !!!!

by machinememeb0ss February 8, 2021

Aliona

An Aliona girl/woman is always charming. She looks good, smells good and acts nicely every time.
She prefers loud companies instead of spending time alone.
Usually she's in love for the long time with a bastard that broke her heart but still she hopes to be happy with him one day.
She will protect her family and friends because those for her mean everything.

If you met her, you will never forget such a nice girl!

She must be an Aliona, this girl is so perfect!

by nizza.was.here November 22, 2021