by SniffAndLeave January 23, 2022
Get the Alonzomug. by KurooChibiChan January 17, 2024
Get the Marvin Cole Alonzomug. Alonzo
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Walks with confidence, and quiet sex appeal, that will knock you on your ass when you least expect it. Smells like a forest at night, and sheets after a night of being boinked properly as hell.
Trustworthy, and intuitive, you can trust him with the most venerable parts of your personality. Offers shots of tequila, pjs and warm socks on drunken nights, and will lick your kitty like a fkn pro. Gives multiple o’s with complete generosity, followed by a toothbrush and a cup of coffee in the morning.
Girl 1: Alonzo is a sexy motha f’er!!
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
Girl 2: if you need a new toothbrush and your kitty taken care of, Alonzo’s got your back.
Girl 2; Alonzo makes me wanna play with my pussy all night long.
by Linz7693 November 23, 2021
Get the Alonzomug. by Alexis peacock November 6, 2019
Get the Alonzo Jenkinsmug. Filled with tons of arabs who have no respect for anyone and fill the halls with garbage that comes out of there mouths...0 decency
by yezzzzzzzzziiirrr October 31, 2021
Get the Amos Alonzo Stagg High Schoolmug. Alonzo is a tall dark chocolate guy, if you ever find some like him then give him a chance, he is the best friend you can never ask for you have to be someone who don’t give a fuck because he is very annoying and no one will be able to understand him , Alonzo is a very great person and is understanding most of the time , he is funny and he will always find a way to make u happy and sometimes he will make you happy without him knowing, is it kind, weird but very loyal and he will never disappoint you or break your heart, he one and a million. He can get annoying, and mad at everything but he is still a great person you be lucky to had someone like him
Boy and girl: have you seen Alonzo he so funny
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
Girl: I wanna have a friend like him
Boy: he is the best
by Yanni_qtyew November 21, 2023
Get the Alonzomug. Tall, dark, and handsome. Some call him cocky and conceited, however he is as down to earth as can be. He is very comfortable with who he is. Some call him a pretty boy, but he's definitely not. He's a jack of all trades. Somewhat of a charmer. He is good at what he does. Versatile and able to adapt to any situation. Family oriented. Often misunderstood because of his lack of volunteering personal info, but he is so ok with that also has a huge dick.
by Zo Studios October 11, 2022
Get the Alonzomug.