Almond Butter

almond butter is what rich people cum

when chad and I did doggy at the country club, he let out days of almond butter all over my face and Gucci belt

by Delicious B!tch July 3, 2018

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Almond tofu

The only food xiao likes

Xiao: almond tofu is the only food one can digest

by Fried salmon February 20, 2021

Almond Time

Almond Time is believed to be of German decent. Its exact meaning is surrounded in mystery and is now only recognised in the colander of Numberportoligy. It is common place during Almond Time to give gingerbread men as gifts.

Yasmin's happiest when its Almond Time

by R Mccabe September 13, 2007

Diving Almonds

A moderate to brisk walk in an upward direction in attempt to burn off excess calories that were consumed in a corporate office building cafeteria.

"Hey Lynn, let's partake in some diving almonds after lunch in the stairwell!"

by Oriental November 1, 2011

Almond Steamer

When you drink a hot beverage -- preferably the eponymous almond steamer -- and then blow on a woman's clitoris.

Laura spent the night and I woke her up with coffee and an almond steamer.

by stupid sexy flanders June 12, 2018