Ass Almonds

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.
Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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