Alkistis

A girl who cant settle down for one boyfriend. Even if she likes her current boyfriend within a few weeks she will move on to another person

Boy 1: Damn my girlfriend dumped me today

Boy 2: But you two were really good together

Boy 1: I guess she was an Alkistis

by Moorwi July 23, 2010

Alkisti

A combination of Alki and STI - a poly/multi-sexual alcoholic who will provide a sexual partner with various STI's and/or alcholic beverages

ughh I pulled an Alkisti last night

by Alkisti December 9, 2008

Alkis

Norwegian slang, often used in Bergen, meaning: Alkoholic or a person who drinks a lot of alcohol

Sigve: "Have you seen that alkis, Daniel?"
Johannes: "Yeah, he is getting drunk with some friends."
Sigve: "Again? But thats the fourth time this week!"

by TheDefinator2000 November 6, 2018

alkire

Anyone with this last name is considered a skrub. Who even are you to look up this name. It's too good for you anyway.

Damn, that is one fine Alkire but shit they a noob.

by TheoneandonlyAlkire February 27, 2017

alkioni

Very pretty and charming girl but sometimes gets annoying

Boy: your such an alkioni

Girl: thanks

by +TD October 7, 2017

Alkiser

A really cool guy on uogamers that is mean on the outside, but so incredibly nice on the inside

You're so sweet, Alkiser!

by Irina July 8, 2004

Alkiecycle

An electric bicycle often ridden by those who have lost their license to drive due to Impared Driving convictions.

"I was walking on the sidewalk when some clown on an Alkiecycle nearly plowed into me!"

by longrider700 June 1, 2016