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buttfuck alabama

a fictional (I trully hope) small town somewhere in the boonies of alabama. Primarily used as a forwarding address to try and escape debt-collectors.
Pillowbiter Bob
23 creampie lane
123456 buttfuck alabama
by otto normalverbraucher February 25, 2008
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Alador

A person with great personality and treats a women like a queen and respects everybody equally
I just wanna be like alador, he have a great personality.
Nothing is more handsome than alador
by Smartest of all time October 25, 2020
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Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021
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University located in Birmingham, Alabama. This is the place where people come and become either absolute goons or absolute retards, there is no in between. This is where our good friend Aaron (bless his heart) chose to go to college and let me tell you that using the word "wild" to describe him would be an understatement. If you thought Aaron was a goon before he went here, then you don't even want to know what he's up to now. Aaron also talks about how many retards that he always deals with on a daily basis so it doesn't seem like the area has the smartest population but that's not surprising considering that UAB is located in Alabama and has many students from the nearby states in the deep south.
I attended the University of Alabama-Birmingham and I was so happy I did because I met my wife there and she happened to be my second cousin, I've always heard of wincest but I didn't realize how amazing it was until I fucked my second cousin (now wife) and her sister at the same time.
by TurnM3Up November 8, 2020
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Alabao

It is like saying "Oh my god!" or "What the hell" in Cuban slang. An expressive term to say when one is surprised, or hearing something out of the ordinary.
ALABAO!!! Deja eso tranquilo ya no sirve.
by qbansponge July 7, 2010
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alabama grizzly bear

When you shave off all your pubes and put them under your pillow; later, while your having sex, you pull out and go on their face. Then you grab them by their hair, lift up your pillow and slam their face into the pubes. They come up growling because they're pissed off and have pubes all over their face.
"She really pissed me off yesterday, so I gave her an alabama grizzly bear"
by flip ohoolihan May 11, 2014
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