aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

AISLE 4

AISLE 4 is the proper interjection to use when a high level of awesomeness or accomplishment has been made.

This would be screamed when reaching the top of a mountain, discovering something amazing, or giving praise to a risky daring decision

"dude I climbed to the top of the water tower last night and got some amazing pictures"
"hahaha no way man thats soooo AISLE 4"

"Holy shit we found a new cave! AISLE 4!!!"

by Alcatrap January 13, 2021

Aisle Sweeper

A person so fat, typically found at a store like Walmart, whose butt and thighs are so wide, that the shelves are swept clean by the side to side motion of their walk down said aisle.

Tim, did you see that aisle sweeper knock those cans of soup off the shelf ?

by MeanSmart gu May 22, 2021

AISLE 10

stores where they sell weed, tobacco, or alchohol to underage people

Kiki: They i'd'd me.. so i couldnt get it
Polly: Its okay we have a aisle 10 nearby...
Kiki: Really? Bet!!

by CHINASTWIZZY July 31, 2025

Vag Aisle

A whole aisle in a drug store devoted exclusively to vagina maintenance. Usually trafficked by the fairer sex during the worst week of the month (for both sexes !). Men are seen more and more these days cruising the vag aisle to help their lady friends in order to secure later entrance to the other type of Vag Aisle.

Dude, why are you shopping in the Vag Aisle ? Well, because I am whipped and I want access to the Vag next week.

by EightBall August 3, 2012

feminine care aisle

The location for feminine hygiene products in a supermarket, big box or pharmacy. An awkward or uncomfortable place for most guys to be seen in.

Honey, can you pick up something for me in the feminine care aisle?

We have boots on the ground in the store. Now I just need to find the feminine care aisle.

by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020