The stupid 500-page contract that software companies make you read before downloading their software, but nobody bothers wasting their time reading.
Man 1: Do you ever read the terms of the licensing agreement?
Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!
Man 2: Hell no!!! That shit would take me DAYS to read!!!
by AJFreeway March 1, 2008
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An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
by Aye, Right March 30, 2009
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Heard at a festival:
Guy: "Hey man! Can I get the tent? I'm calling gentlemen's agreement."
His friend: "Sure thing, you know I always do whatever neccessary to hook you up."
Guy: "Hey man! Can I get the tent? I'm calling gentlemen's agreement."
His friend: "Sure thing, you know I always do whatever neccessary to hook you up."
by roskilde festival attender June 21, 2010
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Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all
-Trash talking is allowed
-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%
Rules:
-Teammates shall sit together in class
-Teammates shall not hurt each other unless its realy necessary
-If teammates play on oposite teams they should cover each other
-A teammate will help cheat the other teammate on the test
-If the teammate would be broken by any party in it he has to be punished by death or getting his balls removed
-The only way to break teammate agreement is by getting molested by a horse for 8 straight hours
-Teammates are not supposed to stop playing a sport wich is selected by the parties of the agreement
-Teammates shall go eat together atleast once a month
-Sexual harrasment is off limits unless the parties in the agreement are gay
-If teammates play 1-1 they have to give it all
-Trash talking is allowed
-Teammates are not supposed to expose each other publicly or on social media
-If teammate breaks anohers teammates ankles they are ititled to bitchslapping him
-Teammates shall respect the Teammate Agreement at 100%
by Dicklord123 December 13, 2018
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by Sapphire_Rose June 26, 2022
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This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
This can be sidestepped under rare circumstances, or depending on the levels of intoxication.
Aye, Lance, Ye cannae talk to that boy o'er there.
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?
Why not Pa?
It's the Scot-Irish Agreement, you'd not fancy a bottle gettin' smashed upside y'er head aye?
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