Self Employed Agorist

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.

Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?

by SloanDome September 25, 2019

agoral

aggressive oral, deep throat. with aggression/ passion

matt taylor just gave tom lett agoral, they loved it.

by John Fielder January 2, 2009

Agoraphobia

Fear of embarrassment. Being too self-concious. This problem can be solved with ethanol (alcohol).

Person A:I can't be myself or do what I want because I don't want to be embarrassed. I have agoraphobia.
Person B:Just do these things in private.
Person A:I need ethanol!

by HawaiianPunch1 July 9, 2010

agoraphobia

The fear of open places! also it is the name of a song by incubus

im not going outside, i have agoraphobia, dumbie!

by lora! April 21, 2004

agoraphobic

technically a phobia that makes a person fear being outside of their known environment, usually brought on by traumatic distress.This is the most incomprehensible of all psychological illnesses. These are the lunatics that are afraid to leave their house, and when they finally try, they end up getting killed in some misfortunate incident. Which makes one wonder if living in fear may actually invite disaster?

Hey,I heard that agoraphobic got dicapitated in a motor vehicle accident last month!

by highclassbizzitch March 3, 2008

Agoraphobia

The fear of, LEAVING YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO FUCKING DISNEYWORLD AND HUMPING MICKEY MOUSE!

Bobby: Hey bud wanna go to disneyworld?
Albert: NO I HAVE AGORAPHOBIA AND IM SCARED OF MICKEY MOUSEEEEEEEEEEE!
Bobby: Fuck you!

by ShuBaby October 15, 2017

Agoraphobia

An illness usually self-diagnosed by the unemployed as an excuse to stay home and masturbate or play Wii.

-David Thorne

-Can you buy me some Jergens on the way back? My agoraphobia -and my current financial stare- won't let me do the shopping.

by ElDavidNG September 8, 2010