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Being very high off weed.
Damn...I'm advanced as hell. That shit blasted me off to the year 3000.
by mechanicalfather July 27, 2010
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Advanced Friends

A horrific twilight zone experienced by relationships stuck between "just friends" and "friends with benefits", similar to a couple that is "friends without benefits". Thus, advanced friends find themselves in a situation where they are technically in a relationship, yet are in reality just friends because they rarely, if ever, participate in activities expected of a true relationship.
A: "Aren't they dating?"

B: "Yeah, but they're more like advanced friends. They barely do anything together."

A: "Really? That's a shame."

B: "I know right, they hardly even hold hands or hug."
by Sigmar Heldenhammer April 29, 2013
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Advanced in Years

1. Someone who is attracted to the same gender.
2. A term used to describe someone of African American descent.
3. A synonym for the word “Dimethylamidophenyldimethylpyrazolone”.
4. A biblical term for someone who is of old age.
James: I like boys!
Brendon: Looks like you might be advanced in years!
by AdvancedInYears March 25, 2021
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truth or dare advanced

the advanced version of truth or dare which back when you were about 10 it was shouting your crushes name out the window as loud as you could or giving your best girlfriend a peck on the lips or admitting that you used to like someone. truth or dare advanced includes dares such as pull down your pants so i can see what a vagina looks like(or rather your vagina) makeout with your best friend with tongue, take off all your clothes and run as fast as you can down the street singing lucy had a tugboat
by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007
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Advanced Hasselhoffing

The act of secretly setting up a "My Pictures Slideshow" Screen saver composed of a collection of David Hasselhoff photos.

Spawned from our corporate success of the original Hasselhoffing posted by wowblagger.
You ass. I was in the middle of a presentation when my screen-saver kicked in displaying my "new" collection of Hasselhoff photos...thanks for that.

Thats Advanced Hasselhoffing my friend.
by godHasselhoffSucks June 5, 2007
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Advanced Thiccness

When a doggo far outweighs your average thicc boi, it becomes advanced thiccness.
When Sarah's friend shiba inu weighed 90 lbs, four times the average weight of a adult male shiba inu, it was a case of advanced thiccness.
by Baalx August 10, 2018
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