I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!
by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015
Get the Aunt Jemima Breakfastmug. a term used by insomniacs to describe that feeling when you've only slept a few hours in the past couple of nights, rendering you useless, as if someone has fucked you in the eyeballs and injected syrup into your brain.
Ian couldn't get jack shit accomplished this week after experiencing another Aunt Jemima Eye Poke over the weekend.
by dmonet October 28, 2008
Get the Aunt Jemima Eye Pokemug. Herriet Tubman didnt really free slaves. It was really Aunt Jemima instead of having a book written about her she was put on maple syrup. Thats like a pimp slap in the face
Dude you just got owned like Aunt Jemima and the Freedom Trail dont take that, stand up for youself bro!
by Dom Coviello June 4, 2007
Get the Aunt Jemima and The Freedom Trailmug. This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!
Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails
by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010
Get the Aunt Jemima Gang Racemug. A man who has an absolutely massive ass. Earth shattering, horizontally oversufficient, chair breaking, ass. Typically used with straight male friends.
John: Hey, whats up man?
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
Bob: *slaps with the force of a horse's kick* What's up! Damn he got that Aunt Jemima Milkshake Ass!
John: Damn that shit hurts
by amogusbruh21youstupid September 27, 2024
Get the Aunt Jemima Milkshake Assmug. by bigstickypersononthebeach November 20, 2019
Get the aunt jemimamug. by Daddy bunny July 4, 2017
Get the aunt jemima slapmug.