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Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.
Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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First Attempt Syndrome

(usually in Minecraft parkour) when you get super far in a parkour on your first try, but on your later attempts, you start trippin
Yo I think I have a case of First Attempt Syndrome cause after I fell off the parkour that first try, I kept fucking walking off of the one block jumps.
by pussack August 6, 2018
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Yoda attempt

A small, cloaked imposter most noted for his role as He-Man’s homie.
“Babe, that guy was just a total Yoda attempt.”
by Grayskull February 8, 2019
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Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016
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Attempt

Effort: A determined attempt that is either physical and mental, which is done to achieve the purpose of something, someone, or yourself. Something that is uncertain to work; succeed; when something serves its desired purpose.
I attempt to achieve many purposes with paid attempt, but I don't succeed until I have achieved my own purpose.
by Mindsick December 27, 2020
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When You Attempt The Seventh

something that is will always fail in the worst way possible.
"Dude I was home alone I committed When You Attempt The Seventh, it went so wrong."
by Krenatarr April 30, 2021
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Worst attempted bangers

A phrase to say when someone tries to make a joke and/or comeback, but it ends up being completely unfunny.
Person 1: Wow, you really get no bitches huh?
Person 2: your mom is my bitch
Everyone else: Worst attempted bangers
by Big dimo August 2, 2022
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