A male your female emo friend with relationship issues meets on the internet, never intend to meet in person but performs acts of affection towards.
To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
To differentiate between Beaches, they must be named after beaches in your area, if there are none, expand until one is found.
"Hey guys I met this new guy I found" "Ahh shit, she met another beach. What beach is next to name this fucker"
by Small Left Dot June 6, 2023

co-worker: Where do you live?
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
mom: We live near the beach!
co-worker:WTF?
mom: its fun living near the beach we hang out there all the time.
co-worker:WTF?
mom:do you want to live near the beach?
co-worker:Depends...
mom: What do you mean?
co-worker:Has to be a slutty bitch.
mom:WHAT?
co-worker:oh sheit..
mom:...
by yo mommaaaaa September 5, 2008

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.
"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."
by David Jones September 24, 2005

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