Asskerchief

A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved.

"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."

- or -

Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet."

Friend: "What did she say?"

Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."

Friend: "That seems excessive."

Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."

- or -

Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn."

Friend: "Normal?"

Man: "Well... MORE normal."

by scorpionmintred March 13, 2019

Asken

The base verb "Ask" in its past participle form

I have asken my lawyer about the incident

by Shakespeare Definitions April 14, 2020

Ultra-Ashkenaz

A Jew who is ridiculously white. Possessing traits such as YOCHAI aka The Funky Hassid.

That fella must be an ultra-ashkenaz. He doesn’t know how to cook.

by Arifuckshisgranny October 30, 2022

Assket

The muscles that surround the butt hole sealing it closed.

Man, Jorge came over the other day and dropped a huge load. I'm sure he's gonna need a new assket after that one.

by Craig Swoboda June 11, 2006

assgenda

When someone has an agenda to be an ass, or asshole. Said person will enter a situation with the intention of being an ass...or dick...or douche...or tool.

"Everyone has an agenda. Usually an ass agenda. That's what we like to call an assgenda."

"'What's the deal with Bill tonight? He's a being a real ass.'
'Oh, Bill has an assgenda.'
'Ohhhhh....'"

by Sam Aguirre May 21, 2008

asspenis

1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP

"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"

by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004

Assgenghis

Derogatory term. The word is derived from the name of the famous Mongol leader Genghis Khan; Mongols were known for being raiders and barbarians, so the term essentially means 'Ass Raider'. Can be used in basically any situation.

"Smitty, quit being such an Assgenghis and give me back my hat!"

by NotAnAssgenghis September 21, 2004