the act of getting naked and farting on a cake. to be a true cake fart the asshole must come in contact with the frosting.
"you know what i like the most? cake farts"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"
direct quote from cake fart girl
"i'm going to need to get real comfortable for this"
by Adolf Rabbi September 5, 2008
What you get when you squat in to a cake backwards like a truck bumping a dock, and lower yourself into said cake...and fart.
Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
Side effects of cake farts are risk of giant butthole and comical sounding farts. Ask your doctor.
by RobFrunkis August 29, 2008
by Cake boss March 30, 2014
The application of chocolate cake to one's posterior immediately prior to expulsion of a flatus or series of flatii through the anus.
Leroy: "What happened to my chocolate cake, man?"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
Derek: "Patsy cake farted it all over Norah's face this morning"
Leroy: "Safe, man, safe"
by Steve06 July 31, 2008
by Bleezy4sheezy July 26, 2008
The kind of fart someone achieves when they are a complete fat ass who eats cakes all day, this is usually detected in the bathroom. You can tell just by the tangy smell and unusual odor that the person consumes extremely high amounts of sugar. You can't quite put your finger on it, but you just know they sit there eating cakes all day, almost no vegetables, and very little protein.
"Damn it smells like straight cake farts in here! What the hell have you been eating all day? Ice cream and twinkies??"
by Pecos Pete Partitions August 9, 2019
"Yo, where you at, Cake-Fart?"
by Gabe Slev Rollins November 3, 2008