National Grab Dat Ass Day

on april 17th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"

I grabbed her ass on national grab dat ass day!

by National Days Inc. May 27, 2018

Kiss her ass day

On 12th of April you have to kiss her ass , just ask “can I kiss your ass” and she won’t resist

Today’s National Kiss Her Ass Day, be ready😘

by Sexyassholeprincessdog May 24, 2018

National throw a thick ass day

Throw a human being with a thick ass on the 25th of October every year

I'm going to throw a girl with a thick ass, Coz it's national throw a thick ass day

by Voice of truth and reason October 24, 2020

National Grab-some-more Ass Day

A tradition celebrated every April 12th, National Grab-some-more Ass Day is a national holiday that recognizes the asses that weren’t grabbed on National Grab Ass Day. So go out there, grab some more ass, grab the same ass, and celebrate your country’s achievements like a true patriot.

Tony: Hey John, did you grab Jessica’s ass yesterday?
John: Yea, of course I did, it was National Grab Ass Day.
Tony: Well c’mon, grab it again, it’s National Grab-some-more Ass Day

by Donald Skin May 25, 2018

national slap boys ass day

on October 15th it’s the girls chance to slap there boyfriends/male friends ass GIRLS ONLY

see him,slap his ass
NATIONAL SLAP BOYS ASS DAY

by 🤎 October 7, 2020

National Eat Ass Day

National eat ass day is a day on July 25th where you basically eat someone’s ass.

Jerry: Hey dude guess what day it is?
Taylor: July 25th?
Jerry: No you dippy wippy ding dong, it’s National Eat Ass Day!
Taylor: Holy shit I’m calling Grace Stokes.

by Ugly gorl May 25, 2018

National Girl slaps Boys Ass day

All girls need to slap the boys ass and call em thick!

National girls slap boys ass day is from April 19-22

National girl slaps boys ass day All girls slap boys booty for revenge
Example: omg did you just see Jessica slapped Tony’s butt.

by Alex666hoe April 18, 2019