ascending to heaven

to experience pleasure so good that you feel like you are ascending to heaven

man: uuuuhhhh awwwwwwww
woman: are you ascending to heaven.

by blade jogger November 14, 2017

ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

Asendrix

Asendrix is the username of a player in a game that will use sexual favors of the game creator in order to boost his gaming score.

Asendrix wanted to win so badly he offered sexual favors to the creator of the game.

by notnicenolla April 25, 2020

asendric

To soar above; soaring

Asendric is a beautiful person.

by Asendric September 29, 2020

European Ascent

When the girls is giving you a blowjob and decides to shove your balls into your stomach and chew on your empty ballsack

I wanna give my man the European Ascent!

by BitchMaid69 November 10, 2017

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020