also known as denaun porter, a member of eminem's group D12. has produced hits for 50 cent and G-Unit and is an Aftermath affiliated producer as well as a member of D12.
Denaun Porter produced P.I.M.P. (50 Cent), Stunt 101 (G-Unit), Look at me Now (Young Buck) and many more
by Bofa May 14, 2005
Arti for teacher is literally the mostly important campaign ever, he deserves teacher and would do an amazing job at it!
by ARTIFORTEACHER November 13, 2020
Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?
by Andi February 09, 2005
Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero
by Teabag March 27, 2005
Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.
by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006
Troll King of Lanphier High School Be careful, If he spots you with a phone out or earbuds in, the consequences are great. Your items will be confiscated, and you may get In house.
Aaron : "Goddamnit, Dr.Doss came and took my phone and earbuds!"
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
Jamie : "Your fault, kind of had it coming to you
Aaron : "He Artie Dossed me!
by grandest of autismo April 15, 2019
nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009