Every Sunday from 10am-10pm is Applesauce time.Its a time to get some Applesauce and drink it ,eat it ,slurp it what ever you want.Just get that sause.
Priest-bri what are you doing your disterbing service.
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours
Bri-what day is it?
Priest-sunday
Bri-Now what time is it?
Priest-10:30 am
Bri-Exactly now pass me the Applesauce it's only Applesauce time for 12hours
by Bri🐀-aka: Applesauce lord November 02, 2019
The swag you acquire when you think you are good at something, but clearly are not. Generally is the douchebag of the group who suffers from SMS (Short Man Syndrome) and just lacks overall rationalization that they really aren't "the shit." Tends to get angry when they suck at something (which is all the time, you would think they would be used to it.) and do irrational things such as break up with a girl or fuck a dude.
by Boozher August 02, 2011
I like rainbows, pink unicorns, and sitting crisscross applesauce while I hold hands in a love circle and sing Jesus loves me.
by 'eh June 17, 2007
by B__dizzle June 11, 2006
when a fat black man shits in a milf's mouth and then duct tapes it shut slaps her in the face with his penis and farts in her nose while going down the road on a public bus.
by funnyman156687898 December 10, 2010
applesauce man is a russian speaking superhero that way better than bat-man like what kind of name is that its just a rip off of batman
by cheesemgee February 05, 2019
by Mzavy August 09, 2016