December 17

National change your discord user to "(Anime character)'s personal bodypillow" day.
Example: Zero Two's personal bodypillow🧑 🦯

John: Hey what day is it?
Bret: It's December 17, National change your discord user to "(Anime character)'s personal bodypillow" day. I changed mine to "Zero Two's personal bodypilow".
John: What if I don't want to participate in December 17?
Bret: Then shame on you. 🚶

by MaidFeitan December 8, 2020

December 17

you look tired, my friend
can i help you

December 17.

by Krkič December 17, 2020

December 17

National take your girlfriend/boyfriend virginity day. If your girlfriend or boy friend is a virgin you must remove them of their V card.

Tom: hey Sarah are you a virgin

Sarah: come on Tom we only been dating for a week
Tom: it’s December 17th
Sarah: oh fuck sakes.

by Killjoy:pretensions December 14, 2021

December 17

The day the world ends

Boy 1: why is everyone dying today?

Boy 2: because it's December 17

by Cassidythefish December 16, 2019

December 17

National give ur best friend bj day

“hey u should give me head as it is national give ur best friend bj day as it is december 17”
“yes i will”

by joaaann December 17, 2021

december 17

national write a letter to santa day

yo you have got to write a letter to santa!!
why?
it's december 17 duh

by beepboopidybop October 31, 2020

December 17

Only the hottest, sexiest, smartest, seductive, and just the best of people are born on December 17! Those people's strengths are: having sex and being seductive. Their weaknesses are: being quiet and not falling in love with the hot person down the hall.

Person 1: Dude! That girl is definitely born on December 17!
Person 2: Ya, she's thick too.

by iurghvfdjghv December 1, 2020