Chlamydia

A type of std

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia

by Civsiv October 8, 2019

Curvy Chlamydia

What one would call a prostitute with a nice body.

Bill: Hey Joe check out that girls bod snorting coke out the back I'd tap
Joe: Damn Bill I didn't realize you were into Curvy Chlamydia

by IncelSlayer83 August 21, 2019

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

Chlamydia

A std which only boys name Tom contract

Fucking hell dan you’ve got chlamydia like that Tom bloke

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Anglo saxon chlamydia

Literally means anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...

by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023

Chlamydia

something yo ass gon get if you keep fucking other people

Clara got chlamydia because she was messing around with other dudes.

by trippleog January 2, 2023

chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad

"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.

by pissjug97 August 5, 2022