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Chlamydia Mary

1. An STI spin on the infamous historical figure Typhoid Mary. Also a spin on the more modern "Covid Mary."

2. An asymptomatic carrier of Chlamydia, who unwittingly and merrily spreads the virus to all those they have come in contact with.

3. The label “Chlamydia Mary” also takes on additional meaning in the LGBTQ community, by utilizing the gay 'camp' term “Mary” to an even more embodied extent. Applying it to those promiscuous individuals not heading social distancing via their sexual activities.
Chlamydia Mary has been out whoring around and now all her boyfriends are infected too. And Girl... they are NOT happy!! I mean....
by MickeyLACA April 21, 2022
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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023
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Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people
I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party
by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020
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Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries
abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay
by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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Chlamydia

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.
Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.
by Smd66420 April 23, 2019
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