pissjug97's definitions

chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad

"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.

by pissjug97 August 5, 2022