on god no crosses count

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"

Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

by Bailedx March 21, 2024

Slay God

Trash ass rapper from meadville. He thinks he the most fire person ever but he’s literally a bum. Swears he has the best drip but he dresses so dumb. Lame asf and will never make it in life. And his mom dead 😂

Person 1: You know Slay God right?
Me: Yeah hes trash asf

by Kielee K L March 26, 2024

I once saw the face of God

A poem meme that evokes strong feelings of dorcelessness.

I once saw the face of God. A vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens.

That evening I dreamt I listened to one side of a conversation I should not have overheard.

I do not watch the stars any more.

I do not look up.

by ComputerWorld March 29, 2024

Is God a table?

Heheheheh YES! It DOES make me happy, a little bit!

Hym "You know my response to 'Is God a table?' Is (necessarily) that there are people who believe God is a table, though, right?"

Iam "OH! What color are musical notes!? Do the frequencies of music note in some way coincide with the frequencies of light on a color spectrum!? Is the any crossover between though 2 things!? Ohoho! I bet they ARE colors! Oooo you have better hope they are not technically colors! Heheheheh."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

God

Jesus Christ, Our Lord and saviour. The only true God.

Do you believe in God? Yes! I believe in Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour

by user92938 March 30, 2024

that's god

cool, wicked, great, amazing

that's god dude!

by iAteTwoDonuts June 6, 2022

On God

The Phrase "On God", is usually said by people with very small penises. It is said to distract others from talking about how small the person's penis is.

"Yo On God Xavier, lets play some Soul Wars for that On God Content, On god On God."
"On God"
"On God"

by OnGodBro69 June 7, 2022