The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"
Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"
Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
by Luna_hermione October 4, 2011
Get the God Time mug.(e.g: 'The gods are typically more patient than mortals as 100 years is like a month in god-time' ).
(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
(Note: God-time is kind of comparable to human and dog years, but not exactly).
by Diana Lucius DeCollis May 25, 2024
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The invention of TRU and the Founding of AmericaNative let everyone know Nathan Rangel was dreaming on god'd time.
Dreaming on God's time is just as difficult when u don't try.
Dreaming on God's time is just as difficult when u don't try.
by AmericaNative July 15, 2016
Get the dreaming on god's time mug.A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.
Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."
by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016
Get the Tim, God of Time mug.Jeff: What are you doing in there Steve?
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
Steve: Um...masturbating
Jeff: Steve NO! Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Think of the kittens!
by 89diehl September 26, 2010
Get the Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. mug.A policy debate proverb for those who run too many generic topicality arguments. A spoof on, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
2A: Shit, they ran substantial is without material qualifications again. What should I do?
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
1A: Just read the block. " Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten , thus, the neg's argument caused the death of a kitten, constituting cruelty to animals, which violates our deontological framework and should not be considered in the round. This slaughter of kittens cannot continue any longer. Vote aff on abuse of kittens."
by PowellRanger August 17, 2006
Get the Every time you run generic T, God kills a kitten mug..9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
.9.In Hindu mythology, Yama and Yami (also known as Yamuna) are twins, born to the sun god Surya and Saranyu (or Sanjna). They are considered to be the same age, as they were born at the same time.9.
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