Watchmakers Eye

The result of excessive anal straining , following a particularly strenuous session of attempting and succeeding to pass a stool with a girth that exceeds the maximum elasticity of one’s sphincter

Fuck sake , that was a whopper of a copper bolt I’ve just shat out …. My arsehole is sticking out like a watchmakers eye

by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023

champion eye

When someone gets so drunk that a blood vessel in their eye bursts, causing the entire white of their eye to flood with blood.

Bro did you see Jamie?
Nah man what happened?
She got totally wasted last night and got champion eye!!
Holy crap! Can she even see anymore?

by Xtrasupernova December 06, 2016

Earache My Eye

KoRn’s best cover song

Originally preformed by Cheech, Chong, and Alice Bowie. This song is the secret track on “Follow The Leader”

Ben: dude did you hear the secret track on Follow The Leader?

Jack: yea Earache my eye

by Yours truly the band now in 3D September 14, 2023

eye fapping

Pinching your bottom eyelid and shaking it to make a fapping sound

What’s the best way to simulate the sound of fapping? - eye fapping

by Bellechicco June 08, 2020

Marriage eyes

Having eyes only for your husband/wife. Only being attracted to your spouse

Diane, “He’s so hot!!!”
Mary, “Eh, he’s okay”
Diane, “Yes, for your marriage eyes”

by Marriage Eyes February 17, 2020

Rib Eye

Bathroom anal when the recipient looks over their shoulder into the eye of the giver.

Jason looked lovingly at Bruce as he was receiving a Rib Eye in the Mickey D's bathroom.

by presqueisle814 May 29, 2025

bunny eyes

An archaic term (1970s to 1980s) for a pedophile.

How many M.F.s with Bunny Eyes are in that Epstein list, you think?

At least one orange sumbitch, I guarantee.

by Crow76308 February 22, 2025