i’m wet asf

when a girls cootchie cooch is aroused

*da baby post a photo*
girl:”i’m wet asf”

by imthatnigga February 16, 2020

i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

I can't do this anymore

Meaning the person is tired of living and wants to commit suicide

girl 1 "i cant..."
girl 2 "U CANT WHAT? Talk To Me"
girl 1 "#I can't do this anymore"
girl 1 kills herself

by EMOKID2020 December 17, 2020

i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me

He needa stop playin and make me his.

Im in love with him, i want him so bad bro why doesn't he want me back.

by bipolarassbitch March 15, 2022

I am game

im for it. yeah. yes. sure. ok.

"wanna have sex?"
"im game"

by A Giv April 24, 2004

I'm on a Boat

A song made by The Lonely Island, featuring T-Pain. It also has a clean version on the Saturday Night Live (SNL) website.

I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good, long, look at the motherfucking boat!

by INSERT WITTY NAME HERE April 15, 2009

I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

by gadgase January 21, 2006