Dick Douche

A sexual practice of globbing ones knob and shaft with natural based antimicrobial oil. Usually 🥜 peanut or coconut oil 🥥 🌴!!! Then inserting it into youre partners hoo haa! Makes for a great alternative when modern day reluctant females that believe there's no need to wash their business. (99%) Hence they have all convinced one another that its a "self cleaning oven", yet the dhamn thing smells like a broken down fish market. Makes a great alternative when in the heat of the moment! Just be aware of the amount of gunk and funk that comes out of her hence its never been done before.

"Brothaaaa, how on earth did you manage to nail Mary Ann RottenCrotch, all others have reported she wreaks like a bloody bait box down there?"

"Simple, I dick douched her fouled tunnel first. Took a few times but she's yummy delicious sparkling fresh now! 😋 ✨️ 💧

by DA FIB January 18, 2026

Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world

I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied

by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025

Juicy Douche

Lame man who tries way too hard to impress others. Typically dresses to show off his mediocre body, wears too much jewelry, heavy cologne, drives a loud car and likes to spin the tires. This person is oblivious to the fact that his “friends” are just using his money and lackluster body for their own personal gain.

He’s such a Juicy Douche

Mr. Juicy Douche has the intelligence of wet blanket

Do you smell that? Mr. Juicy Douche is wearing way too much cologne

The only pussy that Juicy Douche has seen in a while is his moms’s cat.

by anonymous April 18, 2025

California Douchebag musi

“California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).

“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”

by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025

frenchfry douche

When a bit of poop gets in the douche and the wearer lets the poop keep them company or wrath until doing the inevitable.

BelleMari Frontinac let her butt give her frenchfry douche until she smiled.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 31, 2025

DEADBEAT DOUCHEBAG

My brother fred

Fred is a deadbeat douchebag

by Howiefeltersnach October 20, 2025

Persian Douche

A term from the Age of Empires 2 (AoE2) community which refers to a player who has picks the Persian civilization, then deletes their starting Town Center and rebuilds it within firing distance of the enemy Town Center. Persians are one of the few civilizations that can do this reliably since their Town Center has double hitpoints, though Byzantines get an honorable mention. It is generally considered a meme strategy, but is sometimes able to stress and tilt opponents into a chaotic tactical position or outright resigning, and has a controversial reputation among players.

"Did you see the Red Bull Wololo tournament game where MBL Persian Douched Liereyy?"

by torpedo2 November 9, 2025