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God

Hey God! Want to go out to eat?
by Dp76 June 9, 2022
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God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt
Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!
by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023
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GoD

GoD embodies a dominus persona that transcends conventional authority, radiating a divine aura that inspires unwavering devotion and reverence among their submissives.

GoD is also Another name for Majesty Flair aka God of Domination.
I wholeheartedly submit to GoD, my one true owner.
by Damien Steele November 5, 2024
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Super master god

A person who thinks they are the best at everything but is not indeed
That poser is one true super master god
by Infinitesnatch May 31, 2019
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Gods real name

Yahweh.
God´s real name is Yahweh but Elohim, Adonai, Jireh, Shadai, Tzevaot, El Elyon and Abba are also very popular and important in christianity.
Of course Allah is also a real name of god in Islam and there are people believing that Bhudda is god.

It is also interesting to be thinking about the translated versions of the word god as for example Gott (German), Gud (Swedish & Norwegian), Dieux (French), Dios (Spanish) Dio (Italy), Kami Sama (Japan), Prah Jau (Thai), Bog (Russia & Poland), Patmeshwa (Hindi), Shangdi (Shen) (China) and Jumala (Finland) and of course Theos (Greek).

Jehova has also become a popular name of god.

Some eastern religions consider Vishnu and Rama real name of god. Maybe Shiva...
Gods real name is Yahweh
Gods real name can be different in other religions
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God’s Paintbrush

A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:

When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle

The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
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God Rolled Quarantine

When most people are having a terrible time during the Quarantine, but you are having a great time.
I know a lot of people are dying right now or getting sick from the virus, but I have had a God Rolled Quarantine, I asked my crush out and she said yes!
by TheRedBlade99 June 24, 2020
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