Jobsworth's have evolved from the formerly limited scope of their disorder. Often a low-ranking member of staff, a jobsworth
will follow procedure and dictat to the letter, believing their responsibility to be all-encompassing and of potentially international importance. This only refers to cases where that instruction has come from their line manager; any other request
will be met with a dismissive 'not in my job description' or
will require confirmation, in writing, before it can be done. A jobsworth always seeks to cover his/her own arse and as such
will record and minute every request or job done, and
will always have a trail of evidence for the most menial to the most important of tasks, though responsibility
will never lead back to them.
Jobsworth behaviour can also maniest itself in someone more senior who anally keeps to script on every task and project, often based around analysis and control of other
people's
work Risk Management, Issue Analysis for example), and who uses the phrase "As we have discussed" and "Further to our conversation yesterday, you agreed...", copying in their and your manager 'for reference' when in
reality it's to cover their back should anything go wrong, thus meaning they will not take any responsibility and you'
ll be left looking like a mug.
"If you follow the email trail below, you
will note that I asked my colleague to complete the letter by Thursday, and to send it on that day. You
will also note that I followed up this email on the Friday with a further mail, and although there was an email to me on the Friday afternoon stating that the letter would not be ready, I had left the office to go to cake-making and
French-embroidery class, so did not receive it in good
time. It was in any case not my responisbility as you
will have seen from the email trail."
"The frigging jobsworth totally stitched me up. He pulled up some long email trail but didn't even mention that I'd told the jobbo twat on Thursday I wouldn't be able to finish it in
time because of the accident with the lawnmower"
