EPU'd

A blogging term meaning to write, in response to a blog post, a comment that ends up virtually unread at the end of the comment thread as another post goes up and all commenters proceed to leave responses in the new thread. Term derived from a habitually late commenter who posts as "Evil Parallel Universe" at the political blog firedoglake.com.

Note to the editors: I am in no way affiliated with firedoglake.com, and include this blog's name only because it is where the term originated.

"This got EPU'd, but I'm posting it again because I think you guys really need to read this."

EPU'd by Hell Upside Down May 30, 2006

McCain'd 

The act of a male asserting his dominance and striking someone of the female gender.

Chris: "Man last night that bitch Amber pissed me off so much I McCain'd. her."
Adam: "Bro that's awesome, see you in 25-life, don't drop the soap."

McCain'd by G-ram the Chef October 2, 2010

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't 

THE most powerful definition of who. More powerful than whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y.

Me: whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't took my sandwich
Friend: what...

whom'st'd've'dist'd'n't'st'd've'll's'd've're'n't'y'all'll'ven't by Anton.exe April 29, 2020

I'd smash 

Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"

Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"What do you think of Jenny?"
"I'd smash."

I'd smash by Keta January 27, 2006

Mullinax'd 

Mullinax'd

Pronunciation:(mull-in-ex'd)

The manual stimulation of the genital area by another of the same sex while unconscious.

"Hey man, did you hear John got Mullinax'd at that party the other night after he passed out!?"

"I want to go to sleep, but im afraid I'll get Mullinax'd, that would be so gay!"

Mullinax'd by Devil Nuts August 3, 2009

The 5 D's 

1) Dodge
2) Duck
3) Dip
4) Dive
5) Dodge

remember the 5 D's of dodgeball!
thats the key to victory

The 5 D's by Ja-Ballah May 10, 2008

I'd hit that 

A phrase you say when you see a girl really attractive, and that you would have intercourse with her if the oppurtunity presented itself.

"Wow, did you see that girl over there?"
"Yeah."
"I'd Hit that."
"Same Here."

I'd hit that by MichealBluth December 29, 2005