Friend Zone 

Somewhere you'll never find a guy like Victor.

Person #1: "Hey ladies, any of you happen to know where Victor went?"

Person # 2: "Oh, he's been hanging out with Maureen in the Friend Zone."

Person #1: "Ha! That's funny. no seriously. Where is he?"

Friend Zone by Fritz Roc November 10, 2012

Platonic Friend 

A nice way for a woman to say he is a dick in a glass jar waiting to be busted open at any ginen moment...

Mandy dates Charlie and clams Bob to be her platonic friend, however if Charlie steps out of lines one more time Mandy will bust open her dick in a glass jar!

Platonic Friend by andamay August 7, 2006

The friend zone 

The friend zone is a made up concept, it was created by nice guys and girls in an attempt to downplay the person who turned them down. If you become friends with someone just so you can get in their pants, you are manipulating that person. When those people who believe the friend zone exist get rejected, they blow up and threaten the person who politely turned them down.

N.G =nice guy/girl
N.G: I love you anon
Anon: sorry n.g but I’m (gay, taken, not interested, only see us as friends) I hope you understand...
N.G: oH wOw AnOn! I gIvE yOu AlL mY aTtEnTiOn AnD i TrEaTeD yOu NiCeLy By HoLdInG tHe DoOr OpEn FoR yOu! BuT nO! I’m JuSt FrIeNd ZoNe MaTeRiAl! I hOpE yOu GeT (killed, abused, fired, kys) gOoDbYe BiTcH! tHaNkS fOr RuInInG mY sElF eStEeM bY pUtTiNg Me In ‘the friend zone’

The friend zone by Pooootaaaatoooooo June 26, 2020

friendly friend 

phrase - a friend that is friendly
used mainly toward animals

When a cute little puppy runs up to you, exclaim : "Hi, friendly friend!"

friendly friend by ~GTS~ April 29, 2008

Bad Friend

Someone who claims they are going to get you a wicked cool Google T-shirt complete with "I'm feeling lucky" button, then bitches out.

AkA Ramshaw

Brad - "Hey Dave! theres this WICKED cool google convention at my school! and they are giving out AWESOME LONG SLEEVED GOOGLE shirts with COOL SUFF written on them I will GET YOU ONE!"

David - "Sweet, thanks buddy!"

*Later that day*

Brad - "Hey Dave! Check out my WICKED shirt! SOrry, couldnt get you one, but you suck"

David - ":( your a bad friend bradley...."

Bad Friend by Nick Meier September 30, 2006

friendstealer

is the internet celebrity also known as larry.

dude, friendstealer is larry.

friendstealer by cock-n-balls February 7, 2008

friendship

two people who shop for groceries together

Ron: "Yo duder, I saw Chris and Tina shopping for groceries the other day at Giant."

Michael: "Friendship is such a precious commodity."

friendship by PowerLevelOver9000 December 8, 2010