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a man of and with and for the ladies, like a pimp or jiggalo A.K.A. PhatKat
Damn! With all them ladies, he's gotta be a fat cat
fat cat by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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Cheshire Cat 

to fuck a ginger girl behind Lidl at night.
socalled because you can only see her when she smiles afterwards.
:D
'i gave her a good Cheshire Cat last night!'
Cheshire Cat by vulpixx January 30, 2009
A person in a state of being dull, but still cool.

(Derived from the word, "Hebetude".)
"Man, that dude is boring..."

"Ya, but *coool*. He be a heb-cat."
Heb-cat by PinkSafire BlackDiamond November 17, 2011

binky stunt cat 

a terrible monster like demon that resides over recoil dealing out death and destruction.

likes whiskers meaty bites.
god dammit binky's gone into the whiskers again
binky stunt cat by Anonymous August 8, 2003

pulling a cat

leaving a bar without telling any of the friends that you're out with that you're leaving. Generally induced by extreme amounts of alcohol and/or a hot girl or guy.
kelsey: i'm having so much fun!
julia: me too! i wonder where lola is?!
kelsey: oh no, she just took another shot, i hope she didn't end up pulling a cat!
pulling a cat by juliaonthemoon October 8, 2008

Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat 

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.