see red 

To become very pissed off by other people's irritating behaviours, especially to an uncontrollable level. Derived from how bulls are allegedly made angry by waving a red flag at them.

I got socks off my Auntie on Christmas, and the food was crap. It made me see red, and the next thing I remember, a tsunami had hit Asia.

see red by Pimpmasterkdogg March 17, 2008

Sailing the Red Sea 

Shagging a girl that has her period.

Having sex with a girl that's menstruating.

Sailing the Red Sea by Dutchgit December 16, 2003

mountain dew code red 

When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.

mountain dew code red

mountain dew code red by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 30, 2010

Top at the red light 

When you and your boyfriend get to a red let, so you give him that sloppy zoppy toppy-3000. The gluck gluck.

Friends talking: What does top at the red light mean?
Other friend responding: Search it up on urban dictionary.

Top at the red light by nickiminajforprez February 17, 2021

friday red ass 

Mans ass is rubbed raw from working all week in a hot fucking environment.

different than swap ass

I got Friday red Ass from working in this hot ass shot hole

friday red ass by AZwheelman June 21, 2020

Manchester United Top Red 

a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.

A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.

A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.

They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’

A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.

Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’

Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.

A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.

Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.

A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.

- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire

- Marcus Rashford

- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player

Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”

*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!

Manchester United Top Red by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022

Big Red Binary Scale 

There is a need, when attending an Ivy League university like Cornell (Mascot: Big Red), to ditch the standard 0-10 rating system when assessing women on the street or at parties, in favor of the Binary Scale which simplifies the former system to a straightforward 0 or 1. A girl who is given a 0 rating by the individual or his friends would be considered a “no-go” and thus not socially acceptable to get with, whereas a girl deserving of a 1 gives the individual the green light to “go for it.” This system is helpful because it removes all of the grey area associated with hooking up and alleviates the pain that comes with hooking up with a girl deemed borderline by your friends. With the Big Red Binary Scale, peace of mind is as easy deciding whether she is a 0 or 1.

"Out here it's tough to keep your dignity without the Big Red Binary Scale. I know the girl last night wasn't a supermodel but I was blacked out and she was a still 1."

Big Red Binary Scale by LazyChodeLupo July 21, 2009