dick dating

When you're only dating somebody for their dick

"Hey have you seen Stephanie's new boyfriend?"
"Yeah, but she's just dick dating him"

by nuuuuuuu June 9, 2016

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Dick Scarf

A pube so long it wraps round your penis like a scarf

Recently I've been growing a dick scarf for charity.

by Kenny da Tigers sexual advisor June 6, 2016

lesbian dick

Zack Kerr's penis.

Ashton, stop being such a fucking lesbian dick!

by CarlSagan420 May 2, 2016

Weekend dick

A dick that's so big you couldn't handle fucking it every day so you just fuck on the weekends, that way you have time to recover.

Girl 1: I'm so sore.
Girl 2: Why?
Girl 1: My boy got that weekend dick. 😩

by honeyfrog August 19, 2016

comfort dick

the dick you return to because you are familiar with that phallus; low effort pursuit for that dick because you know it already.

I hooked up with my ex because it was low effort. I know that dick. That's a comfort dick.

by gblowit May 6, 2018

dick den

Vagina, Loose Woman

Rhian has had so many blokes she's a regular dick den.

by vonell78 January 11, 2017