dick diver 

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

dick diver by LangHack October 26, 2015

Dick writing

Using one's cum as ink and one's dick as a pen.

"My boyfriend was dick writing on my boobs the other day, he came so much I thought he was writing the Declaration of Independence on them. All I could make out was his John Hancock."

Dick writing by musefan1986 July 11, 2016

dick-anus 

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

dick-anus by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

dick arm 

an artificial penis that is a replacement if for some reason your penis is severed.

"Hey you wanna see what i can do with my dick arm!"

dick arm by krookedcrow September 6, 2008

dick duster 

A gay man's soul patch. This tuft of hair just below the lower lip will dust the bottom shaft of any cock that happens to be insertered in the gay man's mouth.

See {dick broom]

Hey Rocky! Nice dick duster.

dick duster by Big Ern December 31, 2004

Dick Dance 

When a man pulls down his pants and thrusts his hips back and forth so that his penis hits his stomach. It makes a fun slapping sound!

Jimmy was doing the dick dance and all the girls loved it.

Dick Dance by Googirl August 2, 2008

Dick Nazi 

I strict believer in non penile ways.

I heard that your mom is a Dick Nazi.

Dick Nazi by Mike December 30, 2003