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Monkey Aggro

Background: From CoH, Fire Imps. They look like little burning monkies and they have a mind all their own.
Definition: Being dragged into a bad situation by forces out of your control.
example: You stop killing baddies to manage your enhancements, and while you aren't looking the fire imps have aggro'd a level 50 Archvillan and he sends you to the hospital with one shot.
by Seabass December 8, 2004
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Monkey Dollars

money the american monkeys use via the destruction of the earth, monkey dollars will fend for your every whim cos you will be able to buy some monkeys to be your bitches
doud i got me a monkey for a bitch its like being in jail again

doud these monkeys bum harder than ther monkey dollars
by Mr nobody March 12, 2005
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monkey tug

When you receive a hand job from a black prostitute, male or female.
Down in Newark, it's $50 for a monkey tug.
by Gordon G March 12, 2008
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Monkey sucker

A term that suggests that someone sucks a monkey's dick.Used mostly to discribe someone who is displeasing by acting gay, ridiculous, mean, over controlling, stuckup ect.
Our music teacher is a total monkey sucker.
by Jen299 September 6, 2005
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Monkey Mangle

Similar to the donkey punch in origins, but different in the fact that the one fucking the woman from behind jumps on her back while fucking her and then proceeds to pummel her in a wild fashion. After the woman is out cold he then ends this sexual act by throwing his own feces at the woman.
To relieve stress I went over to your mom's house and gave her a good ole' Monkey Mangle.
by Goat May 4, 2004
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Monkey Muncher

Women who preform oral sex on one another.
Girl, is she gay?
Not for sure. You're a Monkey Muncher, you should know!
by NaeKay June 29, 2009
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reverse spider monkey

This is when the male lays on his back and has his legs raised at the knees and his feet are still flat on the bed. The female lays on top of him in a "reverse cowgirl position". However, when they start the act of sex, the female puts her legs in the same way as he has his. Her legs will not usually reach the bed so they move around.
We were having sex in so many positions. We even did the reverse spider monkey.
by memphis sex fun March 14, 2009
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